Just the Logo
No text. No context. No refunds.
For those who like complete strangers to ask questions about their shirt.
Starting at $18.45
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Merch
Everything you need to carry the Velvet Bean experience home, minus the realignment. No regrets beyond the normal amount.
No text. No context. No refunds.
For those who like complete strangers to ask questions about their shirt.
Starting at $18.45
Store opening soon
Trust us.
Black tee with a photo of our store front.
Starting at $18.45
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The full logo. Nothing to explain.
The complete Velvet Bean Cafe and Healing Center logo, centered on a lagoon blue tee. For people who like their branding straightforward.
Starting at $18.45
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Confirmed by an actual test.
A reassuring message about the bat colony upstairs on an ivory-colored tee.
Starting at $18.45
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Sub-Bass Sub-Dermal, certified.
The wings and bean logo and the cafe name over a line of fine print about the technique that started it all on an orchid tee.
Starting at $18.45
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Mandel approved. Mandel is in the jar.
Light-on-dark version for the pickle jar crowd. Espresso-colored tee.
Starting at $18.45
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Suitable for right- or left-handers!
Fill it with a fluid of your choice -- we don't care what it is! 11oz white mug with blue handle and interior.
$11.95
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One size fits most heads. Yours, probably.
Perfect for hiding your receding hairline or odd-shaped head.
$20.79
Store opening soonSizes and colors are set at checkout.